Secretary apne boss se :
“Aap ki biwi mujhe itni shak bhari nazro se kyon dekh rahi hai?”
Boss: Kyon k tumse pehle wo meri Secretary thi.. 
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Teacher: What will you do after growing up?
Johny: Facebooking
Teacher: NO! I mean what will you BECOME?
Johny: Admin of facebook pages.
Teacher: OMG! I MEAN what will you ACHIEVE after you
grow up?Johny: Facebook Admin Rights
Teacher: IDIOT! I MEAN what will you do for your
PARENTS?Johny: I create a page for them on facebooK. ‘I ♥ MOM&
DAD’Teacher: Stupid! What do your parents want from YOU?
Johny: My facebook password!
Teacher: Oh God! What IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE?
Johny: Facebook but never face your books…!!!
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3 men in Prison:
A Rapist
A Psycho
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A GayRapist: If I Find a Cat here I will fuck it hard till it Dies!
Psycho: Oh Yeah! & Once its dead I will fuck it till I die!
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Gay Standing in the Corner Softly Says: *Meeoowww* -
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A Guy to his Friend:
Har ek peg k bad apni jeb me kya dekhte ho ?Friend: Biwi ki photo! Jab sundar lagne lagegi to iska matlab… ab chad gayi hai!!
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This is an awesome proposal by a geek.. njoy
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Father to son: why don’t u just go and study?
Son: what for?
Father: U’ll get good marks…
Son: then?
Father: U’ll get good job.
Son: then?
Father: U’ll have big house, nice car.
Son: so what after that?
Father: after that U’ll relax.
Son: so what do u think I m doing right now??
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Girl in Shop:
Bhaiya koi valentine card hai Jisme Likha ho “Tum hi Mere Pehle Aur Aakhri Pyar ho”?
Shopkeeper: Haan hai…
Girl: Theek hai Jaldi se 12 de do.