Chutkule – Jokes by Joker

Papa: ye kya, tumhare maths me keval 1 number aaya? Beta: Jab iraado mein ho doguni chamak, to honslo me kyun nahi? Papa: what? Beta: Sirf 2 zeros ka farak hai papa, aa jayenge! :-{p

Heer: Main tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gayi, lut gayi ruswa ho gayi Ranjha: to karamjali, main kaunsa collector ban gaya !

भिखारी: कुछ खाने को दो बाबा आदमी: टमाटर खाओ भिखारी: रोटी ही दे दो बाबा आदमी: टमाटर खाओ भिखारी: लाओ टमाटर खिला दो आदमी की पत्नी: ये तोतले हैं, कह रहे हैं.. कमाकर खाओ

Boy & Girl were Alone in the Car. Girl: Aaj me tumhe dikhaungi jaha mera Appendix ka Operation hua tha. Boy gets excited. Girl: Ye dekho, Gupta Hospital.

Chhote: Akshay Kumar bahut bada star hai na Bade: haan hai to.. Chhote: but uski wife itni badi star nahi hai… jyada chali nahi Bade: nahi yaar, chali hai wo bhi, but uski shaadi ho gayi na Chhote: nahi wo baat nahi hai, sabko pata hai Bade: kisko pata hai Chhote: bachhe bachhe tak ko [...]