Chutkule – Jokes by Joker

Ek ladka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chai banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi. Girlfriend ka mobile sofe par dekh kar ladke ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number kiss naam se save kiya hai… dear, sweetu ya jaanu.

The IRON Man

Santa goes to a petrol pump… and read a notice… DON’T USE MOBILE HERE Santa ne mobile nikala… Aur aur sabko phone kiya… ‘Abhi koi call mat karna, main petrol pump par hoon’

Pathan Kaun Banega Crorepati Mein: Q: What is you father name? Pathan: Options Please? A. Dilawar B. Changez C. Feroz D. Sultan Pathan: Life line 50/50 A. Dilawar C. Feroze Pathan: Audience Vote. 75% Dilawar 25% Feroze Pathan: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.” Kisko call karenge? Pathan: **Apne baap [...]

A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School Teacher : Whats Your Name ? Boy : Ahmad Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today. Boy Went Home. Mom Asked: How Was The Day Ahmad? Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny. Mom & Dad Both [...]