Chutkule – Jokes by Joker

Ek raat 2 baje tez barish me Santa ne 1 admi ke ghar ka door knock kiya aur pucha “Dhakka laga doge kya? plz” Admi neend me tha, isliye mana kar ke andar chala gaya, but use guilty feel hua usne socha, barish me koi meri help na karta to?! Admi utha aur bahar jakar [...]

Jab Mohobbat or Jung me Sab Jaayez hai.. to Mohobbat me Hone wale chunnu munnu Najaayez kyun…? LOL

Boy & Girl were Alone in the Car. Girl: Aaj me tumhe dikhaungi jaha mera Appendix ka Operation hua tha. Boy gets excited. Girl: Ye dekho, Gupta Hospital.

Guy: My dad is a milionaire & 93 yr old. He’ll die soon & i’ll be rich.. Will you marry me?? Gal: No. A week later, she was his mother!! Moral of the story: dnt give ideas

Lutero ne ladki ke zevar loot liye! Log bole: Shukar Karo, zevar hi gaye, bhabhi ki izzat to bach gayi Bhabhi Chillai: Kamino… Izzat bech bech ke hi to zevar kharide the !!!!