Ravan ko court laya gaya
aur kaha gaya…
‘Gita par haath rakho…’
Ravan chillaya… ‘Saala sita par hath rakha to itna lafda ho gaya…
aur ab gita pe… NO WAY’
:-p
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Santa: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Banta: Yaar kal jaaunga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai….!
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Pappu’s dad joins facebook.
Pappu’s update: ‘Dad on FB,wtf !!’
Dad comments : ‘what is wtf?’
Pappu replies :
‘Welcome to facebook’ !!
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Teacher: Why r u stressed?
Did you forget your
roll no?
pen?
calculator?Student: oye chup karja…
Itthe main galat subject di parchi le aaya,
aur tenu pen pencil di padi hai!!
:-p
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Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Girl: I can eat 6 apples
Boy: You can eat only 1 apple in emtpy stomach, beacause when you eat the 2nd apple, that’s not in empty stomach!
Girl: Wow, super joke… i’ll tell my friend.
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Girl to other Girl: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?Other Girl: I can eat 10
Girl: Pagal, 6 bolti to main mast joke sunati!!
;-{D :-{p
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Khargosh ke 12th me aaye 85%, aur kachhue ke 55%!
Fir bhi kachhue ka admission college me ho gaya but khargosh ka nahi…
Batao kyun?
Socho?
Arey, Sports Quota!!
Kachhua bachpan me race jo jeeta tha ;-} :-{P
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Ek sher arz kiya hai….
Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana…
wah wah!
wah wah!
Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana,
A for Apple, B for Banana…
;-} :-{p