Chutkule - Jokes by Joker http://www.labalab.com/chutkule Hansi Ke Gubbare... Sun, 13 May 2012 12:56:17 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Ravan aur Gita http://www.labalab.com/chutkule/2012/05/13/ravan-aur-gita/ http://www.labalab.com/chutkule/2012/05/13/ravan-aur-gita/#comments Sun, 13 May 2012 12:55:57 +0000 Joker http://www.labalab.com/chutkule/2012/05/13/ravan-aur-gita/

Ravan aur Gita

Ravan ko court laya gaya
aur kaha gaya…
‘Gita par haath rakho…’

Ravan chillaya… ‘Saala sita par hath rakha to itna lafda ho gaya…
aur ab gita pe… NO WAY’
:-D :-p

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Doctor aur beemari

Santa: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Banta: Yaar kal jaaunga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai….!
;-) :-D

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dad joins facebook

Pappu’s dad joins facebook.

Pappu’s update: ‘Dad on FB,wtf !!’

Dad comments : ‘what is wtf?’

Pappu replies :
‘Welcome to facebook’ !!
;-) :-P

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Teacher and Student

Teacher: Why r u stressed?
Did you forget your
roll no?
pen?
calculator?

Student: oye chup karja…
Itthe main galat subject di parchi le aaya,
aur tenu pen pencil di padi hai!!
;-) :-p

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Girls and apples

Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?

Girl: I can eat 6 apples

Boy: You can eat only 1 apple in emtpy stomach, beacause when you eat the 2nd apple, that’s not in empty stomach!

Girl: Wow, super joke… i’ll tell my friend.
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Girl to other Girl: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?

Other Girl: I can eat 10

Girl: Pagal, 6 bolti to main mast joke sunati!!

;-{D :-{p

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Kachchua aur Sports

Khargosh ke 12th me aaye 85%, aur kachhue ke 55%!

Fir bhi kachhue ka admission college me ho gaya but khargosh ka nahi…

Batao kyun?

Socho?

Arey, Sports Quota!!

Kachhua bachpan me race jo jeeta tha ;-} :-{P

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Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana

Ek sher arz kiya hai….

Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana…

wah wah!

wah wah!

Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana,

A for Apple, B for Banana…

;-} :-{p

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Ghanta singh aur police

Ghanta Singh road par potty kar raha tha…

Police aayi aur use pakad liya…

Jab police use le jane lagi to Ghanta Singh bola:

“O kanoon ke rakhwalo,
yeh Saboot to utha lo”
:-P :-[D

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boy n girl lonely in room

Boy: babe, i want to show u somethin
Girl: what is it, darling?
Boy: but, can i show this in your room?
Girl: okay
Boy: can we close the door?
Girl: mmh, okay
Boy: can we close the windows?
Girl: very well.. (grasping)
Boy: can we turn off the light?
Girl: yess (even graspin)
Boy: grab my hand
Girl: (grabs his hand) what is it, honey?
Boy: Look at this. My watch can glow in the dark!!
:-D :-P

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Jab iraado mein ho doguni chamak

Papa: ye kya, tumhare maths me keval 1 number aaya?

Beta: Jab iraado mein ho doguni chamak, to honslo me kyun nahi?

Papa: what?

Beta: Sirf 2 zeros ka farak hai papa, aa jayenge!
:-D :-{p

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