Santa: main ek baar apne bathroom me susu karne gaya to waha sher tha
Banta: phir kya hua…
Santa: maine sher ko kaha… aap karlo, mera to nikal gaya!!
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Bade: abe, saale tu kuchh karta nahi, dekh deewarein kitni gandi ho gayi, Ja paint lekar aa, paint karna hai deewaro par
Chhote: ohh, paint karna hai
Bade: haan, paint karna hai, jaa lekar aa
(Chhote push ups karne lagta hai)
Bade: abe tu yeh push ups kyun kar raha hai
Chhote: mehnat kar raha hoon
Bade: abe to mehnat kyun kar raha hai
Chhote: abe mehnat hi to rang (paint) laayegi na… hahaha
Bade: Bakwas band kar..
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Joker
Bade: यार मैं सोच रहा हूँ.. शादी कर लूं
Chhote: अबे पगला गया है क्या … घर से क्यूँ हाथ धोना चाहता है
Bade: अबे शादी कर रहा हूँ, इसमें घर जाने से क्या मतलब..
Chhote: अबे बीवी घर बेच देगी
Bade: तू पागल हो गया है, वो घर क्यूँ बेचेगी
Chhote: देख फूलवाली फूल बेचती है, सब्जीवाली सब्जी बेचती है, तो.. घरवाली घर नहीं बेचेगी?
… hahaha Bade: बकवास बंद कर!
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Joker
Santa: Insan ko zindagi me koi bhi problem ho to kiske paas jaana chahiye?
Banta: Farmer!
Santa: Kyun?
Banta: Kyunki uske paas ‘HAL’ hota hai
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Joker
Chhote: Akshay Kumar bahut bada star hai na
Bade: haan hai to..
Chhote: but uski wife itni badi star nahi hai… jyada chali nahi
Bade: nahi yaar, chali hai wo bhi, but uski shaadi ho gayi na
Chhote: nahi wo baat nahi hai, sabko pata hai
Bade: kisko pata hai
Chhote: bachhe bachhe tak ko pata hai ki wo nahi chali
Bade: wo kaise
Chhote: abe tune wo poem nahi suni?.. twinkle twinkle little star..
Bade: Bakwas Band Kar
Chhote: hahhahah
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Joker
Chhote: 1 question puchhun?
Bade: nahin
Chhote: sun to
Bade: bol
Chhote:ek Haathi aur ek cheeti chupa chupi khel rahe the… Cheeti jaakar mandir mein chup gayee. Phir bhi haathi ne usse dhoond liya.. bata kaise?
Bade: nahin pata
Chhote: arre buddhu! Kyunki haathi ne cheeti ke chappal mandir ke bahar dekh liye the.
Bade: Bakwas Band Kar
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Joker
Chhote: yaar yeh keri (kachcha aam) dekh, kaisa hai.. mujhe job pe lekar jana hai
Bade: keri to achhci hai but iss keri ka karega kya job par
Chhote: yaar achaar banana hai…
Bade:kya :O
Chhote: haan achar banana hai
Bade:abe kaunse department me hai tu? :S
Chhote: HR (ach aar) department me.. hahaha
Bade:bakwas band kar!