Pappu’s dad joins facebook.
Pappu’s update: ‘Dad on FB,wtf !!’
Dad comments : ‘what is wtf?’
Pappu replies :
‘Welcome to facebook’ !!
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Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Girl: I can eat 6 apples
Boy: You can eat only 1 apple in emtpy stomach, beacause when you eat the 2nd apple, that’s not in empty stomach!
Girl: Wow, super joke… i’ll tell my friend.
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Girl to other Girl: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?Other Girl: I can eat 10
Girl: Pagal, 6 bolti to main mast joke sunati!!
;-{D :-{p
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Boy: babe, i want to show u somethin
Girl: what is it, darling?
Boy: but, can i show this in your room?
Girl: okay
Boy: can we close the door?
Girl: mmh, okay
Boy: can we close the windows?
Girl: very well.. (grasping)
Boy: can we turn off the light?
Girl: yess (even graspin)
Boy: grab my hand
Girl: (grabs his hand) what is it, honey?
Boy: Look at this. My watch can glow in the dark!!
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English Teacher: ‘One cute young girl is walking on the road.’
Change this into an
exclamatory sentence.Student: ‘Aaila Item!!!’
;-} :-[D
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Once a doctor with knife in hand was running behind a patient…
People asked: what happend Doctor?
Doctor: Its 4th time he came for brain operation,
and after hair cut he ran away…;-} :-{p
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A priest is called – “Father”
A bishop – “Your Grace”
A Cardinal – “Your Eminence”
A Pope – “His Holiness”
But
Only 36-24-36 girl in bikini is called
“Oh My God…” :-[p :-[D
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History of April 1st:
April 1 came to be called ‘FOOLS DAY’ after Steve April.
He was born on 1st april 1769.
He did 105 business in his lifetime.
He lost all his father’s assets.
Everyone started calling him father of fools.
At the age of 19 he married a 61 years old woman.
She divorced him after 1 year coZ of his stupidity.
He used to hear and believe all kind of fake stories like YOU are reading now!!Happy April Fool’s Day