Santa: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Banta: Yaar kal jaaunga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai….!
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Joker
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Joker
Santa’s Wife:
Tussi na mainu pyaar hi nai karde…
Santa (pointed towards their 5 kids and said):
Taa ae ki mai google to download kitte ne…
;-} :-{p
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Joker
Santa Banta ki khoob pitai hui.
Par kyun?
Kyunki, Dono B’Day party me muft ka khana khate pakde gaye!!
aur kehne lage: Hum Ladki walo ki taraf se hain
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Joker
Santa: how much is my mobile bill ?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Joker
Santa: Aaj mere paas paisa, bangla, gadi he.Tere pas kya hai?
Banta:Mere paas bhi paisa, bangla, gadi hai.
Santa:Abey saale, Fir hamari Maa Kiske paas hai?
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Joker
Santa 1 interview mein,
Sir: Apko kitne saalo ka tajurba hai?
Santa: Sir maaf karna,
maine salo ko to ‘Try’ nahi kiya,
lekin muje 3 saliyo ka tajurba hai! -
Joker
Wife: Mera top utaaro..
Santa: ye le..Wife : Ab meri Skirt utaao..
Santa: Ye le..Wife: Khabardaar jo aaj k baad mere kapde pahne..