Ghanta Singh road par potty kar raha tha…
Police aayi aur use pakad liya…
Jab police use le jane lagi to Ghanta Singh bola:
“O kanoon ke rakhwalo,
yeh Saboot to utha lo”
:-[D
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Boy: babe, i want to show u somethin
Girl: what is it, darling?
Boy: but, can i show this in your room?
Girl: okay
Boy: can we close the door?
Girl: mmh, okay
Boy: can we close the windows?
Girl: very well.. (grasping)
Boy: can we turn off the light?
Girl: yess (even graspin)
Boy: grab my hand
Girl: (grabs his hand) what is it, honey?
Boy: Look at this. My watch can glow in the dark!!
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Papa: ye kya, tumhare maths me keval 1 number aaya?
Beta: Jab iraado mein ho doguni chamak, to honslo me kyun nahi?
Papa: what?
Beta: Sirf 2 zeros ka farak hai papa, aa jayenge!
:-{p
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Ghanta Singh:
Indian Cricket Team aur Potty me kya common hai?Tanta Singh:
kya?Ghanta Singh:
Dhoni yaha bhi hai, aur dhoni waha bhi hai
:-p
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English Teacher: ‘One cute young girl is walking on the road.’
Change this into an
exclamatory sentence.Student: ‘Aaila Item!!!’
;-} :-[D
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Kabhi jo apne lahu se…
maine use khat likha tha..Kabhi jo apne lahu se…
maine use khat likha tha..kal shaam ko woh khat,
mujhe bhelpuri ke sath mila tha!;-} :-{P
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Once a doctor with knife in hand was running behind a patient…
People asked: what happend Doctor?
Doctor: Its 4th time he came for brain operation,
and after hair cut he ran away…;-} :-{p
